one big giant "screw you"

if i were allowed to say "screw you" to professors and not have it adversely affect my grade, today i would. i realy, really would.
that paper that i worked my cute butt off for, and currently have ridiculously black baggy eyes for? yeah. that's the one. i sent it to my professor. he emailed me back, literally, within 5 minutes. and said [and i quote],
"Hi Alison,
I received it, glanced over it and marked down that you passed the assignment."
oh, thanks. i'm SO glad that you took the time to "glance it over."
awesome. i'm glad that wasn't too much of a burden. i was really worried that i was asking too much of you.
and, heavens no! i didn't want you to, i don't know, actually READ the paper you assigned that i researched and wrote [and it was DANG good, too!!] i mean, really, why would you READ it?! i spent all that time writing a kickace paper for you to "glance it over". that's really all that's necessary.
thanks for all of your hard work. you're an awesome professor.
[and thank goodness i'm officially DONE with your class.]

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go write another paper, for a professor who grades every freakin' word on every freakin' page. i'm not cranky at all.
i love college.