9.07.2011

dear kearney.

dear kearney,
i freakin hate you and your crickets that keep me up all night. & the fact that you train your crickets to be ninjas so i can't find & kill them.
i also freakin' hate your 7-something am firedrills. not all of us have class at 8. i'd rather burn with the building than get out of bed. and i'm not even kidding. whoever planned that thing can suck it.
also, please make your internet faster so i can watch more of teen mom, and less buffering. this is urgent.
i hope your week is as sh*tty as mine. kay thanks.
alison

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